Sunday, April 29, 2007
The Man-Chair
Ok, here's the ultimate man-chair. We're calling it "The Aldo".
It even has a doorbell installed under the arm for summoning your beer-slave. And when you get a little sleepy from watching TV, she can just wheel you down the hall and tuck you into bed.
It even has a doorbell installed under the arm for summoning your beer-slave. And when you get a little sleepy from watching TV, she can just wheel you down the hall and tuck you into bed.
See how I take care of him? I think we'll be alright.
March 26, 2007
Hi Dave,
I was at the passport office today getting Carol's passport, and there were some brochures I thought might be helpful.
The first one was "A Guide To Canadians Imprisoned Abroad" and has lots of handy tips like "shut your f**kin' mouth", and "get a lawyer" and stuff like that. I got that one for us.
The second one was "A Guide To Canadian Prison Guards Imprisoned Abroad" but when I opened it, it just said "You're f**ked". I figured you could just remember that so I didn't pick it up.
The last one was "A Guide To Canadians Travelling With Canadian Prison Guards Imprisoned Abroad... that one was quite helpful.. it said "I never saw this f**kin' guy before in my life...." (memorized that while in line, so I left it behind too)
Ted
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